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Good times and These taste buds are a changin!

I just looked over my last few months of blog entries, and Jeezus. I’m pretty sure I just depressed myself. The truth is, things haven’t been all gloom and doom around here. It’s not like I’m sitting...

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Oops there goes another Rubber tree plant/Day 4 of Truth.

  [There is a video that cannot be displayed in this feed. Visit the blog entry to see the video.] Ahhh.. “Highhhhh Hopes, yes he had- highhhhh hopes. That song makes me happy. My mom used to sing it...

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“Yes and” Sometimes No

I keep pretty busy. Partly because I’m afraid that if I don’t keep going, I’ll fall back into a funk. But Mostly because I’m majorly obsessed with everything in my life right now. I’m like a fat girl...

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I guess this is growing up.

Time seems to be a recurring  theme for me this week. This whole month really. I guess it all started when I turned thirty. Thirty. I know by the comments that I have received by those of you over...

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Fantasize not Catastrophize

Ever since I was an adolescent, I’ve held on to this weird idea that if I play things out in my brain,  they’ll never come true. Whenever I’ve had crushes on boys, or really wanted a job-I wouldn’t...

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10 Reasons I Can’t Wait to be an Old Person

I need to let you in on a secret… this is a big one, guys. Not even my journal or my boyfriend (who has to hear my wine-induced honesty) knows about this one. I cannot wait to be an old person. I mean,...

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I Hate the Cold and Desperately need a Dreambotomy.

There are very few things that I enjoy about cold weather. In fact, I can count the only good things about cold weather on one hand. *I don’t have to shave my legs *Can light a fire *Have an excuse to...

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I am a sloth.

I woke up at 7am this morning feeling more anxious than usual. To clarify, I originally woke up at 4:50 am thinking I had missed my alarm for work. After I jumped out of bed with my heart pounding and...

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There is a ghost in my house making my boobs sing. Also, I clearly have no...

  A few days after Christmas, when we were in the midst of our 9 hour drive back from New Orleans, my boyfriend handed me a box and told me it was from his sister. Once I opened it and found that  it...

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My boyfriend is a liar.

I’ve mentioned here, more than once that I’m I am one of (if not the) most gullible persons in the world. Those of you who are listeners on the radio have probably heard me fall for ridiculousness...

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What I’ve learned in 61 Days of Sobriety…

For many of you out there, the summer-by terms of vacation-has come to an end. I know because I’ve seen all of your children’s back to school pictures on facebook. For me, this time of year just means...

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Happy Little Trees (Just Call Me Bob Ross)

  I’ve never considered myself much of an artist. Creative? Perhaps. A lover of the arts? Undoubtedly. Talented (in terms of being able to use my hands to create)? Notsomuch. I’m fairly sure my lack in...

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Back to My Roots

Every once in a while a feeling comes over me that I can’t ignore. I may have the most important weekend in the world planned, but it doesn’t matter. When the feeling hits me, I must abide. I have to...

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Thoughts for Friday: Thrift Stores, and Letting Freedom Swing (My Boobs)

It’s nearly the weekend, and per usual-I’m so excited I could take a nap. But seriously, I am in a glorious mood. I have absolutely loved the weather change we’ve had in Austin this last week. The rain...

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Baby I Wasn’t Born To Run, But I’m Trying

If you would have told me a year ago that I would soon find myself at 5 months without alcohol I would have probably laughed in your face. If you would have told me a year ago that I would voluntarily...

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Good Tidings to You and Your Ken

I’ve finally finished all of my shopping; wrapped all of the presents (to the best of my ability;) and successfully watched Serendipity, The Truman Show, The Jerk, Zoolander and Stardust-  just a few...

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T.G.I.F. (Truth, Gratitude, I am, Fuck it) (2)

I’m having a difficult time getting motivated today, mostly because I still feel like a pile of boogers crusted over. My Pathetic Sick Face Regardless, I’m applauding myself for sticking to most of my...

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Our Song

I’ve been listening to a lot more music lately. I’m not sure what comes first the happiness or the music, but listening to music and having an elevated mood seem to definitely correlate for me....

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One Year to a Better and Happier Me

I’ve learned a lot about myself recently. I actually do feel better when things are clean and organized. It’s amazing what a “to-do” list can do for my productivity. Real cream may give me a stomach...

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Breaking Up With Bad Habits

Yesterday, I let you know about all the things I want to improve on in the following year. I specifically attempted to stay positive and only list things that I want to work towards. That being said,...

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